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FILM REVIEWS


THE MONKEY
As tonally awkward a film as I have seen in a very, very long time, this splatter-happy adaptation of a Stephen King short story would...
Feb 21


PADDINGTON IN PERU
Easily the least engaging film in the trilogy, Paddington in Peru will surely entertain the tots, but the scattershot screenplay and an...
Feb 16


THE ROOM NEXT DOOR
Pedro Almodóvar’s first feature film in English is a stilted morality play wherein the director’s trademark colourful visual storytelling...
Jan 10


YOUNG HEARTS
If you like your messages blunt, your plot predictable and your emotions rather underwhelmed, Young Hearts is the movie for you. For a...
Dec 18, 2024


SPEAK NO EVIL
The constant dread and unease in thriller remake Speak No Evil do not keep you on the edge, as most of the thrills are predictable and...
Dec 8, 2024


SMALL THINGS LIKE THESE
Led by a quiet Cillian Murphy performance Small Things Like These doesn’t simply go small, the picture goes minimalist to the extreme in...
Nov 24, 2024


I SAW THE TV GLOW
I Saw the TV Glow wears its indie credentials like a proud badge, but with an opaque plot, muddled themes and emotionless performances,...
Nov 11, 2024


THE SUBSTANCE
While there is the odd visual gross-out and a myriad of WTF scenes in The Substance the film contains no actual substance: the longer in,...
Nov 6, 2024


VENOM: THE LAST DANCE
While Venom: The Last Dance isn’t quite as loud and obnoxious as the previous two entries, the buddy movie dynamic fails to yield...
Oct 26, 2024


QUAND VIENT L'AUTOMNE (WHEN FALL IS COMING)
François Ozon titillates suspense and lurking secrets, waiting to be uncovered in Quand Vient l’Automne, yet time and again he withholds...
Oct 15, 2024


JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX
As much an excruciatingly slow burn as it is a film that flings stuff at the wall to see what sticks, Joker: Folie à Deux is a messy,...
Oct 2, 2024


HORIZON: AN AMERICAN SAGA - chapter 1
A would-be epic that fails to sell its ambition and is narratively held back by the promise of three sequels, Horizon: an American Saga...
Sep 17, 2024


KINDS OF KINDNESS
As far as movie anthologies go, Kinds of Kindness falls squarely in the weird category, and while there are a few intriguing ideas, they...
Sep 5, 2024


BLINK TWICE
Zoë Kravitz proves herself as a talented director in Blink Twice, which makes it even sadder that her debut film is a blunt, uninspired...
Aug 25, 2024


ALIEN: ROMULUS
Alien: Romulus effortlessly captures the aesthetics of the franchise but director Fede Alvarez riffs too much on fan favourite tropes,...
Aug 16, 2024
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