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FILM REVIEWS


THE WEEPING WALK (WAAROM WETTELEN?)
The past few years have not been kind to Flemish cinema and this inept, infantile, tedious film debut of famed local novelist Dimitri...
Jan 31


MEGALOPOLIS
Francis Ford Coppola’s long gestating passion project Megalopolis combines garish visuals, truly horrible dialogue and vapid, overripe...
Dec 14, 2024


L'EMPIRE (THE EMPIRE)
An incomprehensible Gallic comedy without a single joke that lands L’Empire cringingly blends sci-fi spoofs and social realism into a...
Jul 12, 2024


DRIVE-AWAY DOLLS
Drive-Away Dolls is one of the oddest genre mash-ups I have ever seen: a barely watchable, unpleasant mix between an uninspired crime...
Apr 7, 2024


LE LIVRE DES SOLUTIONS
The only problem the unwieldy new Michel Gondry film Le Livre des Solutions is likely to solve is chronic insomnia as its disjointed,...
Jan 17, 2024


WHEN IT MELTS (HET SMELT)
Building up excruciatingly long to a pivotal scene you see coming a mile off, Flemish literary adaptation When It Melts is as predictable...
Nov 4, 2023


COUP DE CHANCE
If Coup de Chance does indeed turn out to be Woody Allen’s final movie – as is mooted – then the quality of his first French-language...
Sep 29, 2023


MEG 2: THE TRENCH
You have bad movies. You have inept movies. And then there is this god-awful sequel, which doesn't try to tell a coherent story or make...
Aug 16, 2023


ASTEROID CITY
Wes Anderson takes his idiosyncrasies more than one step too far in Asteroid City, to the point of self-parody you might say, beit one...
Jun 17, 2023


MAGIC MIKE'S LAST DANCE
It would take too long to list everything that’s wrong with the unwatchable Magic Mike’s Last Dance, but a total lack of narrative is the...
Feb 19, 2023


THE CHAPEL
Flemish film The Chapel is a damp squib because the screenplay would embarrass a first-year film student, let alone a helmer who once was...
Feb 10, 2023


PETER VON KANT
If the narrative doesn't stop you from engaging with the film, the visual style will certainly do the trick: Peter von Kant is detached...
Oct 20, 2022


HALLOWEEN ENDS
The movie builds up to a climax that deprives the audience of what the trailers have promised: a rewarding final confrontation with...
Oct 19, 2022
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