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FILM REVIEWS


BLUE BEETLE
Strip away the latino representation and DC movie Blue Beetle is hardly different from any other superhero flick of the last ten years,...
Aug 23, 2023


STRANGE WAY OF LIFE
Even at 30 minutes long the Pedro Almodóvar western Strange Way of Life soon outstays its welcome due to an undercooked narrative, bland...
Aug 22, 2023


GRAN TURISMO
There is a beautiful story at the core of Gran Turismo but the movie mostly swaps out emotion for car crashes and corporate game-selling...
Aug 12, 2023


TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM
The animation is suitably idiosyncratic, the characters are well-defined and the youthful humour and energy are laudably fun yet almost...
Aug 9, 2023


THEY CLONED TYRONE
The numerous Nancy Drew references are an all too telling omen in Netflix failure They Cloned Tyrone, an odd match between a naïve kid’s...
Jul 30, 2023


SICK OF MYSELF
A dark comedy that lacks a bite, with lead characters beyond redemption: only if you can stomach that uninviting mix you might find some...
Jul 17, 2023


CULT OF CHUCKY
It’s only toward the film’s finale that Cult of Chucky starts to become fun and even then it is for the most part entertainment of the...
Jul 10, 2023


MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - DEAD RECKONING, PART ONE
As usual the stakes are high in Mission: Impossible 7 but the plot, the characters and the excitement verge too much to the bland and...
Jul 9, 2023


TRANSFORMERS: RISE OF THE BEASTS
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts stakes an easy claim as the second best entry in the long-running franchise but that is faint praise as...
Jun 12, 2023


THE UNLIKELY PILGRIMAGE OF HAROLD FRY
The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry might be likeable but it isn’t good: from the phoned-in morals to the by-the-dozen characters, the...
Jun 4, 2023


JEANNE DU BARRY
This year's Cannes Film Festival opener neither talks the talk nor walks the walk in a period drama so dull and predictable even the...
May 20, 2023


COCAINE BEAR
A fun premise delivers some diverting, over-the-top scenes in Cocaine Bear before the picture has to find a coherent ending and utterly...
May 18, 2023


THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE
The Super Mario Bros. Moviehews so close to the tropes of the popular video game that you feel as though you’re watching a nostalgic...
May 7, 2023


GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY vol. 3
Overlong, underdeveloped and devoid of any new ideas Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 runs out of creative steam long before you’re put to...
May 6, 2023


EVIL DEAD RISE
Don't be fooled by the title: despite an abundance of well-executed horror tropes this sequel never feels like it truly belongs in the...
May 4, 2023


ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT?
Are You Lonesome Tonight? can never escape the feeling that it is a student film stretched to feature length, clumping together scenes...
Apr 20, 2023


JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4
Operatic violence and wild stunts dominate the overlong John Wick: Chapter 4 to such an extent that character, plot and any glimmer of...
Apr 8, 2023
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