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FILM REVIEWS


DON'T WORRY DARLING
Is it really worth it to sit through two hours of predictable set-up without any good pay-off to look forward to? Scrape away all the...
Sep 28, 2022


SEE HOW THEY RUN
Not only is the pacing of the movie curiously off, the picture never quite knows what kind of film it wants to be. There is an abundance...
Sep 21, 2022


FIRE ISLAND
The script by stand-up comedian Joel Kim Booster does a nice job at supplanting Jane Austin to the finely defined world of gay dating. It...
Sep 20, 2022


THREE THOUSAND YEARS OF LONGING
One of the most indulgent director's follies to reach movie theatres in recent times, the picture is gorgeous to look at but an almighty...
Sep 17, 2022


THE BOB'S BURGERS MOVIE
What the film lacks in ambition it makes up for with genuine warmth and disarmingly straightforward animated storytelling. Even though...
Sep 13, 2022


TORI AND LOKITA
With saintly protagonists and pantomime villains, who are beyond redemption, Tori and Lokita is scarcely believable in all its forced...
Sep 9, 2022


DECISION TO LEAVE
Decision to Leave quickly draws you into its intoxicating tale and lets you marvel at the wonderful direction of Park Chan-wook. The...
Sep 4, 2022


THE BAD GUYS
It's a shame that despite the fresh animation style and an excellent first act the film's story heads off into roads travelled once too...
Aug 14, 2022


BULLET TRAIN
In essence, Bullet Train is a live-action cartoon, and judged on those merits it's actually a pretty enjoyable one. There is a scene in...
Aug 13, 2022


THIRTEEN LIVES
What should have been an emotional slam dunk becomes a perfunctory, overlong docudrama which oddly fails to engage you at any point. The...
Aug 10, 2022


ZEPPOS: HET MERCATORSPOOR
This failed mix between old-school adventure and modern gadgets is let down the most by a screenplay that lacks charm and coherence. As a...
Aug 3, 2022


EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE
This exquisitely entertaining multiverse picture has a huge amount of heart and emotion, not to mention a phenomenal central performance...
Jul 28, 2022


THE GRAY MAN
The Gray Man is one of the most tedious, predictable, irrelevant movies I have ever seen in my life: it will put you firmly into a coma....
Jul 25, 2022
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